Festivalisophobia.

The fear of Christmas. This can include the holiday itself and/or objects associated with it, such as Christmas trees, lights, or songs.

During December, Ron tends to stay inside most of the time due to his festivalisophobia.

by sparklingunicorn08 November 20, 2013

festola

That small sac near the anus that becomes enlarged through the consumption of spicy foods.

Grandpa went to that Taco Bell there and ate so much he had to have his festola drained

by tirtle March 28, 2017

festudious

The adjective to describe someone who does their homework promptly.

Dang Daniel, that nerd over there, is sure festudious.

by Painterender May 22, 2018

Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.

Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!

by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018

Festy

My ex boyfriend fuck off tom

Tom is festy

by The ultimate roaster June 9, 2019

Festers Quest

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.

"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019

Festival flexible

A "straight" guy who goes gay at festivals

I met this guy Tom last weekend at Coachella. He was so festival flexible.

by Slushy lushy January 23, 2020