Ak-Farty7

An unintentional fart that comes out in pieces that are usually low-pitch and short.

War Buddy: Awwww crap, the Jihads got us surrounded!
You: Dont worry, I'll blow them away with my Ak-Farty7
(Both laugh uncontrollably for five seconds)
You:...
War Buddy:...
You:...
War Buddy:...We should probably do something about those Jihads.

by djcrunkyskunk December 9, 2010

Fattitude

A growing movement among women particularly, in which the angry, overweight/obese woman openly and obnoxiously displays arrogance and pride in her fatness to compensate for her lack of self-discipline and internal disdain of her obesity.

Karen asked her personal trainer neighbor Jenny for advice on how to start a weight loss plan. Hefty Tracy overheard Jenny giving Karen advice and angrily stomped toward the pair to exclaim "Not everyone wants to be thin, bitch! I love my obesity and you couldn't pay me one million dollars to change it! Thin is not realistic, or attractive so why don't you take your anorexic advice and stuff a brownie in it you piece of shit!" Tracy had major fattitude.

by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco May 18, 2015

farty party

A backyard party where baked beans is one on the main dishes.

During the farty party I had last weekend my neighbor called the police and I was issued a citation for creating a public health hazard.

by Coriolus October 16, 2008

fattah

He who opens

path finder

God is fattah of roads and paths, as he closes a door He opens a window

by Haikal May 7, 2018

fattitude

Someone who has a bad attitude mostly because they are overweight.

Hilda has a nasty fattitude befacause her ass is way too big.

by booboo 1971 August 2, 2009

Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

peppermint fattie

When a girl is sucking your penis,she chews a mint.Then she proceeds to suck your penis,which will have a cool,fresh,sensation.

''Man!This chick was giving me head,and after she licked my gooch,she gave me a peppermint fattie!

by gooch-sicles September 2, 2010