Ak-Farty7

An unintentional fart that comes out in pieces that are usually low-pitch and short.

War Buddy: Awwww crap, the Jihads got us surrounded!
You: Dont worry, I'll blow them away with my Ak-Farty7
(Both laugh uncontrollably for five seconds)
You:...
War Buddy:...
You:...
War Buddy:...We should probably do something about those Jihads.

by djcrunkyskunk December 09, 2010