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December 9

December 9th is the day that you have to ask out your crush
On December 9 I will ask my crush out
by Dick chant December 3, 2019
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December 5th

This is December 5th, a day where you can kiss your gf. It has to be surprise though!
Boy 1: Hey you and sarah will have to kiss today, it’s December 5th!
Boy 2: I know! I’m gonna surprise her.
by joshuadqq December 4, 2019
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December 4th

This is a day were you celebrate the fact that you don't love anyone and can be depressed and if people ask ignore them.
Hey its December 4th be depressed all day!
by OhNoIThinkIm Catching Feelings December 4, 2019
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December 9th

All small people on December 10th we get to roast our tall friends but we should have another day right before it we get to push our tall friends all day on the 9th this is getting back at them for pushing us and picking us up
December 9th boys let’s get revenge
by Always_small December 6, 2019
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December 10th

Short friend: slaps tall friend on December 10th
Tall friend: T-T
by Idk_k December 7, 2019
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Smackhead December

Every December starting December 1st ending December 31st, is where you smack a bald persons head. it can be your grandma, your grandpa, your mom, dad anyone :)
Omg it's smackhead December let's smack Uncle Bill's head
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December 8th

On December 8th you will have to preform the sex position 69 with your partner because in is October 69th. Have fun eating pussy and sucking dick
I want to do 69 tonight on December 8th
by Thanks for watching December 8, 2019
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