The virus that will scare the world in 2084. It is very dangerous as it gives you severe constipation, but when you’re least expecting it it shoots out like Usain Bolt as a fetus.
by Kazoo Coop May 25, 2020
Get the COVID-20 mug.An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.
Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?
Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.
Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.
by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020
Get the Branch Covidians mug.Related Words
Crovid
• COVID-19
• Covid
• COVID-20
• Covidian
• COVID-21
• Covided
• covideo
• covid-dick
• COVID-19 Vaccine
Girl: I got my COVID 19 test back last night it came back as Positive
Boy : Dint worry it’s just the flu
Boy : Dint worry it’s just the flu
by QUACKITY S1mp October 26, 2020
Get the COVID 19 mug.Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?
Was she tested?
Yep she is 19-Pos!
Was she tested?
Yep she is 19-Pos!
by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020
Get the Branch Covidian mug.A strong strand of the regular flu that initially killed the elderly slightly worse than the regular flu the year before.
It has since created a Planned Pandemic situation for the left wing government to push a flase narrative of the situation and create fear mongering across the globe. It has also led to the largest voter fraud in american history where the democratic party magically has truck loads of ballets surging in from unknown locations across the USA.
It has also led to businesses, and services not having to perform basic business needs, like not accepting legal tender or provide water. This deomonstrates at a business level, there is apparently no baseline to what defines currency in north america and we might as well trade in crayons (except Trudeau would eat them)
Covid-19 will go down as the biggest hoax in human history. RIP 2020
It has since created a Planned Pandemic situation for the left wing government to push a flase narrative of the situation and create fear mongering across the globe. It has also led to the largest voter fraud in american history where the democratic party magically has truck loads of ballets surging in from unknown locations across the USA.
It has also led to businesses, and services not having to perform basic business needs, like not accepting legal tender or provide water. This deomonstrates at a business level, there is apparently no baseline to what defines currency in north america and we might as well trade in crayons (except Trudeau would eat them)
Covid-19 will go down as the biggest hoax in human history. RIP 2020
"Oh so you got covid-19"
"Yea bro coughed for one day, got tested stayed home. Its been a 3 week paid vacation its awsome" - 99.998% of all covid cases
"Yea bro coughed for one day, got tested stayed home. Its been a 3 week paid vacation its awsome" - 99.998% of all covid cases
by Babylonsburning November 6, 2020
Get the Covid-19 mug.by RustTiger180 January 14, 2021
Get the Covid-19 mug.by AntWords April 3, 2020
Get the Covidian mug.