BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 April 13, 2011

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

calvin conerly

A person who would be a whore and would go to kalama high school and date a siara.

You see that dude over there I bet his name is Calvin conerly and dates siara and goes to kalama high school and is emo

by Someoneelse6969 June 20, 2017

Burn Concern

The wildfires (in California during November of 2018, or any other like wildfires in history) that have destroyed forested areas, vehicles, homes and everything else in its path, killing many and causing the disappearance of many more, as well as poisoned the air, at a devastating and seemingly unstoppable rate.

This Burn Concern, or any other, needs to be contained immediately. This is too sad and scary with which to deal right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

ukko-consern

UKKO-Consern is a group of businesses which belong to SLP Group Oy. There is UKKO.fi, UKKO Pro, UKKO Work and Mousewell.

First part of the names "UKKO" is a Finnish name for a man. UKKO

"UKKO Work is a part of UKKO-Consern"
"Do you know if UKKO Pro belongs to UKKO-Consern?"

by SkyDuuuuude January 17, 2019