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Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.
by H-Jew July 26, 2014
mugGet the Condom Pastamug.

Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.
Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.
by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010
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Condom

Condom is where you put it on a male penis

Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom
by Sexclinic August 29, 2021
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Wall Condom

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw
by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023
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Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"
by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022
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Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf
Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom
by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021
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