Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

commandoh

(noun): the curse muttered each time a former PC user attempts a CTRL function that is now accomplished with the Mac's Command key.

Leslie just replaced her PC with a Mac, and I've heard nothing but commandohs from her cubicle all day.

by blueyediva October 14, 2013

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

comasko

It is the word commonly used to shorten the phrase, "Come on, let's go!"

When in a hurry to get to the movie, mom would yell "Comasko" to get us out the door on time.

by Derdav May 17, 2014

commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014

commander gamer

Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.

"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"

by itsthecrazyfangirlway October 31, 2015

Comes with the thunder

1)Ends with powerfull and tremendeous boom.

2)in reference to Cum.

Yo.. when i cum.. i comes with the THUNDER!!.

by Djave January 8, 2016