dub check

Smell check before sexual activity with a chick.

Dude I had to do dub check on my girl to make sure I wasn't deep sea fishing.

by BabyT5949 December 19, 2014

Kirb Check

To see if the kirb (or parking stopper) is still there while you are driving in a parking lot or are parking (must have friends or Family with you) with your car/truck using your tires.

You must call it right before or after it happens !Kirb Check!

It's Classic driving.

You are driving a little to fast right before you hit the kirb or parking stopper !KIRB CHECK! Yep it's still there :)

by Iria bubblegum popper October 9, 2012

Cub Check

The act of hitting a man's balls just to mess with them

Guy: CUB CHECK! *Hits dude in the balls*
Dude: OWW!! IT BURNS!!

by The Realistic Realist September 15, 2017

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

Pickle check

When your man's junk is hangin out his shorts/underwear in some manner, out the leg opening or the front.

Hey Big Daddy.. Pickle Check!
(meanin check yourself, your junk is hangin out)

by wvkinnyjo February 19, 2009

Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

Pec-Check

A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.

Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010