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crap dusted

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb
John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??
by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009
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Crapaging

Any packaged goods of a very poor quality, use of inappropriate materials or lack of security in any shape or form!
Have you seen the crapaging on this bl**dy parcel?

Can you scrape around for some crapaging for this one mate?
by Puxinelli June 19, 2009
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crapscotch

The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.

(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"

"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009
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crapápins

crap happens; used when an inevitably negative event occurs
CSM: What will we say when they ask why this didn't work as expected?

TD: crapápins
by Spockitator February 10, 2010
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Crapberg

When your crap is so big that it is below AND above the waterline
I dropped a giant one, looked between my legs to see my work, and noticed I had made a crapberg.

That crapberg is big enough to sink the Titanic
by DDgiraffe February 18, 2010
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Crapsnake

(pr: krahps nake)

n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.

The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.
by Eary February 22, 2010
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crapplication

I was typing something, and this crapplication just crashed on me again!
by sly2010 March 29, 2010
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