Crapberg

When your crap is so big that it is below AND above the waterline

I dropped a giant one, looked between my legs to see my work, and noticed I had made a crapberg.

That crapberg is big enough to sink the Titanic

by DDgiraffe February 18, 2010

Crapterglow

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

crapberry bog

The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.

I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.

by ToiletBandit December 9, 2007

crapberrying

Using your blackberry from the shitter, the can, the john.

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Man, I almost flushed my Blackberry this morning while I was dominating a poop - a near crapberrying disaster!

by Mystery White Boy January 30, 2007

crapberry

A PDA used while on the toilet.

Click click click came from the stall.

From the next stall, "Bob, you had better stop using that crapberry, or you will get hemeroids."

by Auntiegou April 21, 2010

crappergeist

The person who stunk up the bathroom before you entered but is nowhere to be found.

In most cases you will be blamed as the source of the ungodly stench by others who later enter the bathroom and see you.

"I swear it wasn't me! It was a Crappergeist and by the smell of it he was at Taco Bell yesterday."

by Fleawest September 15, 2014