Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

popbob button dupe

the dupiest dupe of the femtosecond when popbob came from heaven and revealed BUTTON FOUND AT -726 95 51. The traoxlian jvm couldn't handle the 1.7.10 hygot IllegalArgumentException crash when the Exception Connecting:ReadTimeoutException : null so it packet translated to the glitchy 2nfg anti blacklist §c§lERROR barrier hypixel:null method and the serialization cache hit null crash antiglitch. The mega method was abused by glitchers of the future like cyborg mason or shawntel

rip popbob button dupe 6/25/2025

by quantumglitcha June 25, 2025

Button Stud

A term of endearment similar to short king, but specifically for smaller men who are respectful, somewhat submissive, but still sexy.

He's the kind of button stud I want to take home and make soup for before getting it in.

by AshBub35 August 5, 2022

fucked up button

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.

My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Q Button

Usally used in anger, the "q button" is pressed, meaning to destroy the thing your mad at

Grrrr, this file is taking forever to download, i wanna press the Q button on this thing

by Mr. Hilarious January 21, 2009

Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.

Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .

by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018

poverty button

The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.

Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.

by Durt McGurt July 1, 2024