minding my own business

If someone says ''I've been minding my own business'' he means that he ghost pinged a mod

Person 1:I've been minding my own business
Person 2:Did you get banned? It's pretty annoying

by gigaming5793452 March 16, 2021

Mind Your Fucking Business

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Mind Your Fucking Business

by RyanCohen'sMonacle April 14, 2021

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Giving the Business

A general reference to a future salacious sexual act. Statements regarding 'the business' are frequently accompanied by a raised eyebrow.

"I am going to be giving the business to you right after I eat this oatmeal."

by Oatmeal123 October 12, 2011

Business Shit

When two people need to take a shit at the same time. The first person takes a shit in the normal fashion, the second person sits on the first's lap, facing them, and shits in between the first person's legs.

Used only in circumstances where both people are in a hurry. By no means has any sexual connotation.

"Holy Shit, David, I really need to take a shit!"
"Dammit, Logan, I gotta shit too!"
"I guess we're just gonna have to business shit it up..."
"I gotta shit so bad, that's fine with me."

by Hugh G Wreksion July 25, 2009

basing

The act of a man performing a sexual action to a woman.

- Yesterday, I based my girlfriend all night long.

- We based on the backseat of my car.

- I'm basing Julie all the time.

- She asked me to base her.

by Rasputin da basemachine August 3, 2004

monkey business

1. comically functioning with little or no reason

That worker is all monkey business.

by Neviar September 28, 2003