brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything

brandon’s a bitch

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

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Tom Brandon

An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.

Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!

by TheAngryPirate June 9, 2012

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Joe Brandon

Joe Brandon was on the toilet for 5 hours

Joe Brandon: Damn this shit feels liquidy

by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022

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Phrase used in game popular amongst Americans of exceptionally low I.Q. that means "I have a micropenis".

Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.

Eric: "I was checking out your junk in the hotel room before our peaceful protest at the Capitol on January 6th and your crotch looks like my Grandma's?!"

Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"

by SatanHeartsTrump October 27, 2021

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Brandon

A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,

To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.

Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall!

You...Dwarf dolphin!

by Dr blank January 2, 2012

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