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Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
"wow brandon is retarded"
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024
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Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.
"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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Small migit that eats burritos and tacos. And lives in Mexico.
Jeez man, do you see that Brandon?
Yea what a Brandon
by Wiseguywilly0 May 7, 2024
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small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy
Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny
by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024
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