The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.
I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Opossummug. Junior: "Since you are not busy I am going to delegate some tasks to you guys okay?"
Brandon: "Shut the fuck up Junior".
Brandon: "Shut the fuck up Junior".
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Delegatemug. Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Abortionmug. by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Brandonmug.