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Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin
by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016
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Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 2, 2018
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Tree blimping

Climbing up a tree and perving at people getting undressed like peeping tom
Jim was tree blimping at his next door neighbour 's wife
by Jjsop March 8, 2018
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Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.
That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.
by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018
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Pumpkin blumpkin

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!
Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.
by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 25, 2018
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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018
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reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin
by itsjustAkira January 17, 2019
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