Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.
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Get the Wet blanket mug.Is a term stoners use to describe toking so much ganja that your mind becomes blank. Often the result of having too many blunts or "sink tokes".
Mandude: Dudeman, i heard you ate alot of chicken wings last night
Dudeman: ya Mandude, me and your sister ate so many that we got blanked.
Mandude: DUDE! you got my sister blanked?
Dudeman: ya Mandude, me and your sister ate so many that we got blanked.
Mandude: DUDE! you got my sister blanked?
by Stecent December 13, 2009
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When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
Get the human wet blanket mug.An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.
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Get the Banker Wanker mug.Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.
Go and get 'Blaked'
Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.
Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.
Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
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Get the Blaked mug.A late-stage phase of niggarosity in which an individual of non-African descent is so overwhelmed by the desire to engage in the cultural choices, societal behaviors, and core conducts of African-Americans, that they subconsciously adopt such mannerisms, usually to the chagrin of true African-Americans, who tend to view such individuals as utter buffoons, and who are completely staggered by such behavior. There is no known cure.
Yo, J, see dat bitch ova there? Her tongue so hard foe' da bruthas, she do anythang ta git some o' dat dark meat. So what dat bitch did? She be tryin' to talk like da sistas, dress like da sistas, walk like da sistas, - everythang! Thang is, dat dumb bitch ain't made herself moe hot, instead, she so blacked out, ain't no self-respectin' brutha goin' fuck her wit' da POTUS' dick!
by aesirfan1963 November 5, 2017
Get the Blacked Out mug.This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.
My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.
by Shitee Jackson November 16, 2007
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