baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

Bazinga

A interjection used to rub a good joke in someone's face or cheer yourself on after a personal win, popularized as the catchphrase of the character Sheldon Cooper on the sitcom The Big Bang Theory.

Sheldon jumps in the ball pit and every time leonard tries to catch him, he sais the line "bazinga" in joy.

by Jake Paul v73757880 October 16, 2019

Basingstoke Town

Basingstoke Town

Welcome to Basingstoke Town the town full of hypocrites, fake friends, unreliable people, wannabe chavs that all act like they own Basingstoke but are all just complete nerds that listen to Drill Music and act like wannabe gangsters.

by Anonymous58963 April 1, 2021

badingles

The official name of the Minecraft Shulker's projectiles, as of August 23rd, 2022.

Random Gamer: Yeah, I was exploring an End City but I died after getting hit by a barrage of badingles... What a pity.

by crypt1 August 23, 2022

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Sail Boating

Blowing on boobs.

I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!

by Letsgeauxmunging2night November 14, 2009