slicing bread

The action of cutting raised yeast into appropriate portions

The baker was slicing bread before he upheld his reputation of being the "baker"

by bakery21 April 24, 2016

Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019

Bread Lady

Lady, or very manly coffee shop man, who makes lots of dough.

When I'm a bread lady, I'll roll around in moolah!" Or: "Man enough to be a Bread Lady

by On The Fritz January 20, 2011

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 26, 2021

Slice of Bread

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"

by Joey198 October 26, 2020

Bread Fest

Three women, preferably MILFs, get together, ploy roles, and have intercourse with strap-on dildos for 3 days. After the 3 days are over they cook a lot of bread so they can pretend to their families that they were just making bread.

Hey girls would you like to have a bread fest.

by Fred Iverson April 26, 2016

ezekiel bread

Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."

by jxxp July 24, 2019