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ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside
i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!
by erohw June 10, 2020
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Becca balls

Becca balls is when a very sexy girl by the name of Becca flirts with you and gets you horny af only to scoot off into the night before you get any action. Similar to blue balls only way more painful.
Goddamn Becca, she Becca balls me again last night. She was telling me how she gives the wettest blowjobs and wants me to tie her up and have my way with her, but when I went to the bathroom to freshen up, she was gone before I got out.
mugGet the Becca ballsmug.

Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
by Demnar November 12, 2010
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Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.
Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...
by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021
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Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
mugGet the Eat my ballsmug.

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.
You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball
by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019
mugGet the Hairy Ballmug.

Balls

A pLaCE WheRe THe pEE iS StORed
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