waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

dieggo waffles

a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends

Wow, look at dieggo waffles over there

by MlemShobe November 19, 2019

Pog Waffles

A synonymous phrase for "nice" or "that's great" in a nonchalant way.

"Ms. Carly, you've been scheduled on shift this Christmas."

"Pog waffles."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st December 25, 2022

Boot Waffle

The little dried pieces of mud that take the shape of the bottom of your boot.

You are leaving boot waffles all over the floor because you didn't clean you boots off properly.

by BOOT WAFFLE December 29, 2019

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Medium Waffle

Medium Waffle. An extremely high class word in which no one can or could ever understand, unless your IQ is as high as a famous rapper, who goes by, Savage Realm. Savage Realm’s IQ is so high, that it cannot be processed by the IQ measurement machines. Legends say he is able to completely obliterate an opponent, just by thinking of the opponent. In some parts of the world he is worshipped. Go to @savagerealm to find out more about “Medium Waffle”

Dumb nibba : wyd

Savage Realm: Medium Waffle

by @LittleMeezy April 21, 2018