Blue Waffle 

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

Blue Waffle by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

hot fudge waffle cone 

The act of dumping your hot man load in the rectum of one hot bitch. Once done you lay her down with her legs behind her head and she shits out a wet poop colored cum filled load from her ass into her swollen blue waffle twat making it look like a hot fudge waffle cone

I told that griffin witch not to eat corn. After a dinner she made a hot fudge waffle cone and there was corn everywhere...

hot fudge waffle cone by waffle it October 18, 2014

Eliza Bleu Waffle 

Eliza Bleu Waffle, AKA Bleu Waffle, play on words. A female pimp who sell's their friends into sex trafficking then advocates for them after they contract blue Waffle from sex work to squeeze profit even more. Lucky super grifter who achieved high status after her association/bottom bitch turned trick with elites like Elon Musk but could be bill gates, jeff bezos, etc.

Don't work with your girlfriend, She's an Eliza Bleu Waffle and will extort you from start to finish.

Eliza Bleu Waffle by 2BooKoo February 7, 2023

Wank Waffle 

Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...

This guy is a Wank waffle. He thinks he knows everything.

Wank Waffle by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010

lawn waffle 

what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.

I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.

lawn waffle by Wookie5150 November 4, 2009

Bonus Waffle 

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

Bonus Waffle by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

Crusty waffle 

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

Crusty waffle by Dog water inc December 3, 2015