Twatter

An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.

Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.

Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter.

ie.
funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ!
2 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile

by winecurrency March 27, 2009

twang her banjo

The beautiful art of female masturbation.

Gina loves to twang her banjo while watching lesbian porn....she's such a rug muncher

by FMFlex2 November 11, 2005

twatcave

n:
1) Home of Twatman and Robin
2) cavernous quim

"Jo had an enormous twatcave"
"your twatcave is almost as big as your mum's vaginal trench"
"i heard she once fit a whole shopping trolley dog up her twatcave"

by massive bender October 14, 2007

toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

Twathead

My mother's name for me.

Mum: Twathead come here

by TejTejTej August 18, 2006

twanky

Another word for twenty.

Dont your bitchass owe me a twanky sack?
He came to the club rollin on twanky threes.
That will be twanky one dollars and 10 cents.

by Cody January 14, 2004

Twat face

1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT

clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face

by mkdj December 17, 2008