giro juice

Cheap cider. Often seen being drunk by the scum of this earth, including neds, alcos and kevin hobbs.

I had fuck all money for a decent carry-out so I had to resort to buying giro juice.

by groomba April 13, 2006

white juice

The liquid that oozes from your body when your erect but can't ejaculate

I need to masturbate before you can start seeing my white juice

by Big becks January 29, 2017

Moop Juice

A drink that will fuck you up. Also known as MJ.

2 1/2 shots of Rum

2 1/2 shots of Vodka

2 shots of Pepsi or Coke

2 shots of Red Bull
All in one glass

Dude I got so shit faced last night off of that Moop Juice

by Bob Dowin April 23, 2009

spooky juice

A substance either dried or wet that resembles sex related liquids but are unidentifiable.

I laid on John's bed last night and some spooky juice got in my hair.

by Jacob Breedlove March 19, 2007

Goose Juice

Cranberry juice and Grey goose vodka.

when you go to the store will you pick me up some goose juice?

by Pr!n3ess August 14, 2008

gunt juice

A milky liquid which resided within the folds of a large gunt. If left unattended, it may harden to form a gunt crust.

I was fucking this fat prostitute, and when I rolled her over she squirted gunt juice in my eye!

by cuddy February 14, 2005

apple juice

Charger or electricity supply for Apple computers and products.

"Hey, the battery on my MacBook is running low, can I use your apple juice?"

by BellaSausagedog February 10, 2012