7 definitions by cuddy

Meat Pumper

(Male Version of Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on Drunk swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)

Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well! Pee yew!

by cuddy July 21, 2020

Azz

This word originated in a smoky Annapolis/Crownsville, MD loft but quickly caught on and has since taken on various meanings. Originally, the word was a simple exclamation comparable to "Damn!" or "Word!" If something was particularly astounding, the word "great" could be added as a prefacing qualifier, resulting in the exclamation "Great Az!" This pronouncement could also be used as a subtle indicator that a person was attracted to someone. While walking behind the object of their affection with a friend, one could exclaim "Great Az!" as if responding to something that was said by their friend, but also insinuating that they found the rump before them to be desirable. Unfortunately, the word's true meaning has been diluted by it's over-use as a form of the word "ass."

<Someone makes a nice pool shot> - "Az!"
<Someone shows you a large stack of money> - "Az!!"
<Someone violently falls off of a hydroslide as they are being pulled through the snow by a pick-up truck at a golf course at 3 o'clock in the morning> - "Great Az!"
<There is a girl with a nicely-shaped hind region walking in front of you and your buddy and you want to get her attention> - "Great Az!"

by cuddy April 22, 2005

2af

Infamous band of misfits from the 1980s noted for their proficiency in the finer points of "operating" crossbar switching stations.

"2af Rulez!"

"A 2af Production"

"The access code you have entered is invalid - 2 a f"

by cuddy April 22, 2005

gunt juice

A milky liquid which resided within the folds of a large gunt. If left unattended, it may harden to form a gunt crust.

I was fucking this fat prostitute, and when I rolled her over she squirted gunt juice in my eye!

by cuddy February 14, 2005

Az

(Spelled Az or Azz) This word originated in a smoky Annapolis/Crownsville, MD loft but quickly caught on and has since taken on various meanings. Originally, the word was a simple exclamation comparable to "Damn!" or "Word!" If something was particularly astounding, the word "great" could be added as a prefacing qualifier, resulting in the exclamation "Great Az!" This pronouncement could also be used as a subtle indicator that a person was attracted to someone. While walking behind the object of their affection with a friend, one could exclaim "Great Az!" as if responding to something that was said by their friend, but also insinuating that they found the rump before them to be desirable. Unfortunately, the word's true meaning has been diluted by it's over-use as a form of the word "ass."

<Someone makes a nice pool shot> - "Az!"

<Someone shows you a large stack of money> - "Az!!"

<Someone violently falls off of a hydroslide as they are being pulled through the snow by a pick-up truck at a golf course at 3 o'clock in the morning> - "Great Az!"

<There is a girl with a nicely-shaped hind region walking in front of you and your buddy and you want to get her attention> - "Great Az!"

by cuddy April 22, 2005

Cuddy

A friendly term aimed at anyone, especially if you don't know the person.

"What up Cuddy?"

"You're cuddy, I'm cuddy, we're all cuddy."

by cuddy September 28, 2004

donut thumper

A synonym for a bitch-ass lesbian. As lesbians don't possess a penis (most of them anyway), they end up thumping donuts.

That cunt wouldn't suck me off last night.....I think she may be a donut thumper.

by cuddy February 14, 2005