Teddy

A gorgeously chiseled man with a long, fat, penis.

“Yeah i sucked off Teddy last night. His peener was so massive I blacked out”

by todd blacquier June 6, 2022

teddygramz

Teddygramz,also known as Theodore Gramarion IV is known for eating shit and having a penis that smells like soda. He suffocated his grandmother with a pillow and smoked that MK Ultra pack,before blowing his head off. He participated in the ECU (Eshak Connected Universe) and fought in the Great Sehjenia War as General Teddy. Before blowing his head off with a high power rifle he quoted his mentor,Ronald Merle McNutt,also known as Ronnie. His last words were:"Hey guys! I guess that's it.". He will be remembered for loving potato wedges and being targeted by the satellite men making him killing his whole family and consuming excessive amounts of the following substances:PCP,Crack Cocaine,Amphetamine,LSD and Goat Sperm. His death has traumatized the entire nation of Ahamedistan. His death has become a worldwide tragedy and people all around the globe mourn his loss every 31th August,where people only eat shit and smoke that ultra dust pack.

Guy 1:Hey have you heard of Teddygramz?

Guy 2:I give up on life.

by glo gang I love eating shit September 22, 2022

Tedward

The protagonist of a comic of the same name written by Josh Pettinger.

Person: “I just bought the last copy of PowerWash, Tedward is such a sad little man I love it.”

by HTMLwaitingroom February 7, 2023

Teddy

Verb.
To pull a teddy is to be partially or fully naked in a semi-public place.

Adjective.

A synonym for nudist.
A Teddy will use any excuse to take off their shirt and show off their "abs." For example, they'll use their shirt as a snare mute to show off their chest but then get cold and put it back on. They'll spend an extra long time changing, and walk around a dorm almost entirely nude. Why would a Teddy do this? We don't know, and neither does he.

1.

Person 1: "removes shirt."
Person 2: " Bro don't pull a Teddy."

2.
Person 1: "hear me out, we pull a teddy and run around naked in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am."

by Nonstoptaco February 7, 2023

teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence

Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.

by david_2 March 15, 2023

Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

Teddy

The most attractive man around, train tracked curtians which haven't hitched their wagon yet.
loves sipping yetis, tinkling on the piano, walking, and shredding the gnar at main beach

(is not queer so don't interfere)

Wow that's the most stunning young man I should ask him out! - You don't stand a chance that's Teddy

by olvrmn November 26, 2022