squirrel

Verb To give the qualities of a squirrel to.

Verb Make drunk and buck ass wild

Those jager bombs oughta squirrel us up real good

by Mow-Ree June 29, 2004

squirrel fool

meaning a fool for squirrels. someone who loves squirrels a LOT. similar to a love fool - a fool for love etc. this is generally said in a derogatory manner and after hearing some kids talk about it on the bus, i just had to put this into the UD.

Person A: hes a love fool
Person B: naw man, hes a squirrel fool

by ThatGirl January 18, 2005

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

squirrel

A game where guys wrestle and try to get the opponents nuts.

I bet I can beat you at a game of "squirrel"

by slvrsqrl August 2, 2004

squirrel bait

testicles, nuts, balls

"Chase has some huge squirrel bait" says Kelsey S. the school whore

by ydoucare December 1, 2004

Squirrel

A small (and annoying) land rodent, found mainly in the oxford falls bush land. A constant pest that has had several attempts to exterminate with no success. Tends to follow people and larger animals in hopes of scraps and attention. Attempts to avoid often prove futile with threats of violence being to complex for its lower order brain. The best bet is to bribe it into leaving.
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks

Damn it Squirrel is following us again!

by Micky-P April 15, 2006

Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009