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boot service

subjection to law enforcement by indoctrination, duress, and or fetishization. kowtowing to oppressive over authoritarianism, serving hierarchies
A cop pulled me over for no reason but I gave him my best boot service anyway so he only pardoned me with a warning.

Boot service is expected in militaries, so I didn't enlist and hopefully won't become a drafted conscript either.

What boot service do I have to do to avoid punishment from a court judge?
by Public Liberation Unions April 19, 2023
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Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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Games As A Service

Also known as Live Service games.

(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.

A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .
by Judas Mesiah April 27, 2019
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AppleBees's Customer Service

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
by w.DM2 August 3, 2020
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CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.
"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".
by MythHead123 October 28, 2021
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The Disrespectful Servant

TDS was defined this could also be the disrespectful soldier. Imagine you have that unconditional love you are looking for. You love everyone without the condition they love you back. Imagine it was your destiny to be martyred for everyone by crucifixion. You carried out your destiny to the point of being hung on a cross and you are suffering the worst torture you can imagine. Your faith is strong and you cry out to God: "Father, into Your Hands, I commit My Spirit." A soldier is coming to end your suffering with the spear of destiny. The soldier says: "At first, I figured if you could last three days on the cross I would be satisfied. Then after watching you suffer a week it got easier to watch. So I moved it to a month and told myself I would be satisfied. Then Watching you suffer got easier and less satisfying. I started checking on you less frequently. I still cannot believe you are godlike even though you have hung there for over two decades."

Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.

This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
A trustworthy soldier is never The Disrespectful Servant.

The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
by Spiritual-Master March 20, 2022
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Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service

The intro to an anime called blend s. If you want to know if someone is an anime fan just say smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service and if they dont respond with something else beginning with s like sono chi no sadame, sasageyo or cyaka blyat their heads will explode
Girl one: smile!

Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'
by RobinEmma February 19, 2021
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