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santa laws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017
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Santa

Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...
by ripitclol May 11, 2018
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Santa Adriana

She seems like an angel on two legs: small and innocent. She has a mind that is always developing, a creative soul that is always being unique and loud in her own way. She enjoys quite time, but also loves meeting new people, a friend for every occasion! Santa Adrianas can be easily hurt, so she hides it by pointing out other peoples faults.

If you ever encounter a Santa Adriana you should be sure to always say your mind and be sure to make sure that they will accept themselves, they like support but are too strong to admit that they also have weaknesses like everyone else.
Dear Santa Adriana it’s okay to fuck up, everybody does. You don’t need to prove yourself, people will love you even with all your flaws!
by Sheryll. L November 7, 2018
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Santa

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.
*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 24, 2019
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Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.
by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018
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santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore
idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause
by some dude but its used December 3, 2018
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