Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021
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when the santas go marching in
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Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly
Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012
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Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.
Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
by Mothmaker December 01, 2012
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Santa Crawling

The gang and I went santa crawling last night.
by TheMain1 December 21, 2009
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Santa’s Elf

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”
by That’s Lesbian August 18, 2022
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Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.
by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018
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