Rusty Chain Bone

When thirty or more 90 year old men perform anal sex in a chain line while dancing to disco. After the 6 day ritual is over each man eats the genitals of the man behind him. The first man who still has his dick intact can then take a small but powerful machine gun and repeatedly shoot the other 29+ people. Then apon sunrise of the 7th day, the only surviver will masturbate to his death.

Yo Guys We Should Get Some Friends Together And Go Have A Rusty Chain Bone!

by Hairy Bob August 17, 2009

Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.

Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.

by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008

rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.

After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah

by Jordan John! December 30, 2005

Rafty

An illegal Cuban immigrant who has come to America (usually Florida) in a raft.

The maid at the Holiday Inn was such a Rafty, she only spoke Spanish.

by D..... January 20, 2008

rusty trombone party

n. A male-only party where the guests show up pants-less and give each other rusty trombones til they all pass out.

Dude, are you going to Steve's rusty trombone party next thursday??

by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004

Rusty Nail

To bang a girl on her period.

Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.

by Johnny Tsunami Loves The Poonani July 8, 2006

rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006