richard simpkin

All around crazed AFI (and Tool, and HIM, and Type O Negative... but erm... mostly AFI) fan, a guy I talk to everyday but have only met once... and an Anime Vending Machine.

Theres a random guy in black shouting "woo Cradle Of Filth!" to random guys in hoodies outside The Link. Oh... its Rich. Explains alot.

by Joanna Powell January 11, 2004

Richard/Sarah

In a relationship as such, it is commonly known that Richard loves Sarah more than Sarah loves Richard

hey baby, I love you more. no baby, in this Richard/Sarah relationship, I love you more

by ri$h September 11, 2013

richard burket

a very small dick guy but is really good at eating pussy

I need a Richard burket guy

by Ralph1 October 29, 2015

richard measuring contest

Dick measuring contest

Guy 1: Oh man I have to scrub the deck today. Guy 2: I'm on latrine duty, you want a cookie? Guy 3: You done with your richard measuring contest? We have things to do.

by erbz November 11, 2017

Richard Ford

Probably the biggest deadbeat alive. Every kid is afraid of him. Every parent hates him

Child: M-mom... is that R-Richard ford?!
Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name ‘ father. ‘

by Txylorann June 8, 2018

Richard

He is a guy with lots of pimples. He is attractive and good with females. He is kind of tall. He is loyal af.

Richard needs cream for his pimples.

by Diogovm2 January 18, 2019

Rachael and Sadie

the ones who you or we all thought that were your closest friends, youthought you can tell your deepest secrets, the one WHO JUST ARE THEY TO BE THERE AND RUIN YOUR LIFE . the ones that u thought you loved! 💔

Rachael and Sadie

by 0of_ January 21, 2019