Ironin' Maidens

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010

Braden Madden

A rising star, working for J&J Pyro, He's Just Amazing

That Braden Madden, he's just awesome

by Booby Bill May 2, 2010

Windham Magden

Someone who is so caring and sweet and will do anything to see you. He's someone that will take care of you. Someone who lets you be free but protects you. He's someone that will text you long messages, that'll call you, someone who'll most definitely entertain you. He'll make you laugh, when you're mad. He'll make you mad when you're happy. He's that type of guy that isn't perfect, but still has that "perfection" in him to say he's close to being perfect. He's someone that'll stop the world with his hugs. The way he just grasps onto you; you can feel the sparks. He's got something special that got my vibes always feeling him. Sometimes I can't stand him, but at the end of the day, when I'm laying down .. it's always him that's the last thing on my mind. I love spending time with him. He knows every tickle spot, he knows every way to get my heart beating faster and he knows every way to gimme the butterflies. He's a really good boyfriend and ANY girl would be lucky as hell to have him. He's someone who's willing to fight. I just have no idea how long he'll fight for, there's always a day when he's just going to give up and I'm going to give up and bam; strangers. I would never take the chance to become strangers with him. Windham is my best friend. I can tell him anything no matter how hard I fail at sugar coating some things. I love being with him. I don't want to ever lose you. I don't know when you're ever going to read this but if you do come across this. Hi.

Windham Magden is Mac Miller's twin.

by missssssscathyyyyyyyyyynigga September 22, 2011

Maxine Mandel

A genuine person who is easily corrupted. I love her to death and I want to marry her at some point. She is someone who is amazing and hot and sexy. And she likes bending for soap in the shower.

I gave her a Maxine Mandel last night.

by Disgustache November 28, 2011

one-manded

A task carried out by a single person; solo.

Need help with the car tomorrow?
No thanks, I can fix that one-manded.

by Alli.M June 6, 2013

chief mandem

The chief mandem is appointed by fellow mandems in a democratic process. The process involves a series of rap battles between the mandems which is followed by a vote of confidence to determine the winner and new chief mandem.

Stormzy: he just spat bare fire in that battle, I vote for him to become chief mandem

Skepta: yeah that man spits some mean bars I vote for him

Devilman: I'm too unpredictable so man don't want to vote

JME: by the power bestowed upon me by the gods of grime, I pronounce you mandem

by Simon Keptor August 12, 2016

merci mandem

When you mandem are merci this means there going ham

Me and my merci mandem will come down your yard unit

by Thepakiman March 8, 2017