The Persian Vending Machine 

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

The Persian Vending Machine by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020

customer service machine 

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day

Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!

customer service machine by Michael CSM September 7, 2020

What if machine 

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

What if machine by spah gaming November 14, 2020

Water bottle machine gun 

a water bottle machine gun

i made a water bottle machine gun

john, its been three months

Water bottle machine gun by Arkimist February 1, 2021

Dick pic machine 

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

Dick pic machine by Aitaix March 11, 2021

Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them

Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?

Reverse claw-machine by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021

ge0rges_vending_machine 

¹ Ge0rges_vending_machine is a George, George's can be very wild at times. However this George (although ze can be in a silly goofy mood at times 🤪) is very respectful: George is very cool.

² Ge0rges_vending_machine is often mistaken for a game, however, currently ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game (it's a work in progress I swear)

³ Ge0rges_vending_machine can also be used as a term for emotion, the emotion is described as "sadness, goofiness and raging firey anger." As mr.good weird explained after alot of research.

⁴ The last definition is someone who is utterly incredible, and amazing and brave for being him, I'm so proud of you George.

¹ "ge0rges_vending_machine is a cool man" Said Manley "I agree, a very cool man" replied Mark.

² "Hey have you got the game ge0rges_vending_machine?" Stated Janice "Janice, for the 342nd time, ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game. Will you ever listen to me? It's hard to forgive you after what you did anyway" replied Marcus.

³ "I'm feeling awfully ge0rges_vending_machine Janice!" Said Marcus "Please tell me what I did I've forgotten." Janice said.

⁴ It's self explanatory really, George is amazing 👍

ge0rges_vending_machine by TOTALLY NOT AN ALIEN September 4, 2021