Kelly

Shes the most amazing person ever,I love her so much she is my world.I can talk to her from sunrise to sunset,I could look at her for hours the best person to be around and she is super pretty and shes nice,smart,gorgeous.she is super funny always makes other people laugh.Kelly has a beautiful smile her teeth are like Pearl's her eyes are like diamonds.meeting kelly was the best thing she is like the best person to be around. oh and cant forget BALI!!!!!

1.OMG kelly is so smart and pretty

2.she is the best

by MICHELE+PIZZA November 21, 2019

Helen Keller Ugly

To be so ugly, even Helen Keller would find you unattractive or to be as ugly as Helen Keller

Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly

by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010

r. kelly

woah! he did what...pissed on a 15 year old...what a freakin wacko...he fucked them too...was he stoned?...damn I want to be famous

i love junoir high school parking lots at 3pm the same way r. kelly does

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

Kellen

She, is beautiful, she gets shy around new faces but once she finally gets conformable she is funny, speaks her mind and is not afraid of being honest. She is not a fan of school at all. She has a ton of friends and can make new friends easily. Her laugh is so contagious. Her resting bitch face makes most people think she hates them. She is also really good at sports and is really competitive. She loves spending time with friends and family

Disclaimer : not every Kellen is like this, please don't get offended, and here's a reminder that you are beautiful the way you are, be kind to everyone you meet and tryout new things!

by Restingbitchface3 October 12, 2018

Kellen

Kellen is a very tall, lanky young man who is forever going to have a baby face, even when he’s 40 years old. He is extremely soft in the head but likes to use big words to make himself feel better about his lack of life experiences. Kellen thinks moving his shoulders back and forth is the only appropriate style of dancing and loves to watch Rube Goldberg projects on YouTube for fun.

Friend #1: go hug that girl
Friend #2: no
Friend #1: wow, you’re such a kellen

by Simpgurl070 May 25, 2020

kelly and brett

1. A relationship in which the female is so domineering that she removes the man’s penis and carries it in her pocket.

2. A couple who join a group of friends, then the female talks about everyone and creates general discontent among everyone in the group. The male simply watches and says nothing to upset the succubus he is stuck with.

3. A couple in which the female produces abnormally large amounts of testosterone causing her to be a crazy bitch; and the male produces abnormally high levels of estrogen and lets her walk all over him cuckold.

Have you met our new neighbors?
Yeah, I heard her belittling him and his friends earlier.
Oh, so they are a total Kelly and Brett couple then.

by utopian reflux December 9, 2008

Kelly

An amateur dancer and naughty cum dumpster who thoroughly enjoys worshipping cock

Hey John, Kelly was terrific last night.

by Terry Francona22544 May 17, 2016