hamilton yellow jacket

When someone pees on your face and then you motorboat them

Dude me and my girlfriend where experimenting during sex last night the I gave her a Hamilton Yellow Jacket

by DefenitionDouchè July 19, 2015

Jacked up grill

A versatile phrase that can be used in any situation - as an adjective, excuse, a loud call to break an awkward silence...Anything really. Namely what will happen to you as a result of various negative situations.

Sorry, I can't stop to talk, yo - I got a Jacked up grill.
That honky didn't invite me to play dominoes, he must have some jacked up grill!
I'm gonna get one jacked up grill if I can't get a ticket to the Pistons-Suns game.
That sucka must have one jacked up grill to be hitting up that hoe.
I GOT A JACKED UP A GRILL!!! (used to break awkward silence)
My grill's been getting jacked up lately cause you aint been home.

by Whiteside December 24, 2008

jackye

dirty. sick minded. loves farting...funbags?

that's so sick that you put poop in her bag for an april fools joke... jackye your so dirty

by uh ohh April 28, 2005

swagger jacker

someone who cops other people's shit from clothing to style but especially music.

Alex.dill is a muthfuckin swagger jacker.

by lasd December 13, 2008

Jacky

Hates talking to people. He would much prefer to stand and watch TV alone. Goes to bed as early as possible, meaning 8pm at the latest. Listens to music all the time and just randomly says song lyrics. Has no reflexes. Loves eating pussy. Dick so large it rips through his pants on some days.

"Dude, you have a massive boner, so large you probably can't get in your car."
"Jacky gets in his car fine, I'll be ok."

by TruthCreamer March 11, 2015

wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on

Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001