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Human Submarine

1. (adjective) a pregnant woman swimming

2. (noun) a submarine made out of human flesh
Commenter: a pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine

2nd definition---

look at that foreskin submarine!

Human Fistapeed

When four or more consenting humans are simultaneously fisting each other in the ass.
Wow, did you see Jerry’s Snapchat story last night? He must have been part of a Human Fistapeed.

human sandpaper 

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

Human torpedo 

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air
Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo
Human torpedo by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

Himanshu Otakuu

India's first anime reaction channel.
Himanshu Otakuu by skelebro1 January 13, 2022

humanitity 

A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.
Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon – sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!
humanitity by fukleberimounds_guy January 18, 2022