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humanitity 

A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.
Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon – sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!
humanitity by fukleberimounds_guy January 18, 2022
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Apples Against Humanity 

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.
Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

faith in humanity 

What is lost whenever you watch the news.
faith in humanity by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

Cards Against Humanity 

The game where you will find out if your friend is a sociopath
It is awesome tho. You can buy Cards Against Humanity on Amazon.

Humanity 

The thing you've lost faith in
Humanity by psuedonymoys June 28, 2017