Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018
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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!
by The Crazy June 25, 2009
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have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
by Annabellastasia April 01, 2011
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because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.
by phi December 05, 2004
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I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
by Moocowsy July 02, 2009
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