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Glorble

A private and highly personal male secretion that accumulates throughout their lifetime. Most keep their Glorble (or Glorbe) in a safe place, and do not discuss them either anyone other than other men that they share a bond with.

Appearance: generally of a jelly-like consistency, clear and exhibiting a range of hues depending on the wellbeing of the glorble's owner.

Glorble's are closely linked with male spirituality and kinship and are considered to be sacred. While most men are intimately familiar with their Glorble, it is common practice not to talk about it with other genders , with the practice forbidden in most cultural and spiritual traditions. To avoid pressure to do so and to protect the safety of their Glorble, most men will not acknowledge the knowledge or existence of their (or another's) Glorble.
Many traditions consider the Glorble to be the vessel of a man's soul.
"And the gates of heaven opened, and there was the trumpeting of angels, and the glorbles of man rejoiced as they were endowed with irrevocable knowledge of all things." --Avron, 3:16
by Havermelk November 20, 2023
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Glorble

Something all men secretly have. Under no circumstances will we ever reveal what a glorble is to a female.
Dude my girl almost found my glorble under my bed last night
by Megganfox8 November 20, 2023
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Glorble

It's against bro code to reveal... if yk, yk
Glorbles were released in the 21st century
by Rake47 November 20, 2023
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Glorble

A- I got my first glorble at 8 years old and put it in my closet until my sister found it.
B- Oh no she found your Glorble? I’m so sorry
A- It’s alright I told her it was a cleaning slime and she believed it.
by Tuesjay November 21, 2023
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Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole
That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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GobbleJob

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by SikkFukk November 23, 2023
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GobbleJob

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by SikkFukk November 23, 2023
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