childling

superficially cute but very high maintenance child with a tendency to cry out for attention at the most inconvenient moments

Why does childling insist on crying when I'm having fun

by _violentfemme_ July 15, 2010

Children hole

A verbal reference to a females vagina

Hey girl let me get in your children hole.

by Frank rizzo3 June 15, 2013

child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.

Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp

by ladybug09 December 5, 2013

child leash

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.

"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"

by kifferen December 22, 2016

Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.

Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!

by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017

Child of Nature

When you feel like nature is your home and you are connected to it.
Children of Nature are like a little flower that is weak in a pot but in the forest it will become a huge and strong bush.

I prefer nature instead of city, I'm a child of Nature

by KNMiko November 6, 2017

Childish Gamboner

Donald Glover gets us all hard. That's why we call him boner boy. But then Childish Gambino was shown to the world, so now we call him Childish Gamboner. Perfect for when you wanna sing to your significant other a CG song:

Me: I'm gonna sing Redbone to you baby gurl ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gf: Oh that's hot
Me: I promise you finna get the biggest lady Childish Gamboner ever ;)))
Gf: Epic

by Totort August 27, 2019