fumunda cheese

A substance that is formed when a male doesnt know how to wash his frank and beans correctly.. Its a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt, Sometimes mixed with ejaculate..

Your hungry? Yeah well ill make you a nice sandwich cover in fumunda cheese.. Yeah from under des nuts... Murwahahaha

by EvilToasterPastry August 1, 2003

Chucky Cheese

A place for petifiles to scout out potential victims. Place of choice for snatching is generally the ball pit.

Hey Derrick how about we go down to Chucky Cheese and hang out in the ball pit?

by Kayleen August 16, 2006

cheese ridge

The grooved area where the shaft of the penis meets the bell end, where dick cheese is commonly found.

The filthy bastard showed off his cheese ridge, which was laden with smegma.

by Ross1981 August 10, 2006

cheese taco

When your women partner has a zombie looking pussy that Looks like it has been infected with multiple highly deadly toxic disease and gasses. In this case it's not recommend at del taco

Um hello I'll take a number 2 and a the cheese taco Combo

by Crod July 13, 2015

Cheese Croissant

Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.

Dang Brooks, did you leave any cheese croissants for anyone else?

by Dr Wang December 16, 2008

Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

by LordDonnel January 16, 2019

Some cheese

When something is absolute bull**** and dosent make sense of how it happened.

You: "well bro she was calling me daddy over Snapchat and telling me to cuddle with her. But then when I was with her she wouldn't even let a n**** get a peck before I left"
Bro: "damn man that's some cheese"

by Themaster696969 July 17, 2017