Braces

A legal extension of public transportation, also known as train tracks. Dentists aren't engineers, so I don't know how they make them.

Joe: Did I just hear a tiny train go by?
John: Nah man those are my braces.
Joe: When did you get those?
John: When they extended the Gold Line.

by Fakedefs January 31, 2017

brancy

A portmanteau of the words "brat" and "Nancy", as these words quite often co-occur in regular usage anyway

Dude 1: Yo I heard you dating that fine-ass girl Nancy!

Dude 2: Yeah, she's got a fine ass but she's a bit of a Brancy, tbh

by GoodbyePhilJackson July 1, 2017

Braced For Impact

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.

John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.

by TruthManDan April 23, 2018

Brandeslevel

Something quite useless. When there is a job that people do not like, we say it is Brandeslevel..

Aw, this job is brandeslevel.

Why did he assign us this homework, it is brandeslevel.

Don't talk to her, it is brandeslevel.

by Stich Smellfour January 15, 2018

Brace

A kid in the kool kids klub has a 6.4 inch cock and get mad thotties

I wish Brace was in my bed right now!!!!

by Yermumgauyh February 18, 2018

Branches

Slang for a big gun anything that isn’t a handgun is a branch . (Called a branch because handguns would be called sticks)

Damn tay and them carry branches

by Celliewiththa9 May 9, 2018

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik June 9, 2018