National Zombie Day 

Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.

WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.

Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."

National Zombie Day by TwitchyTeh1337 July 7, 2008

Abercrombie Zombie

Anyone who purchases a pair of pre-ripped jeans has a serious social problem. Anyone who refuses to cut through the clothing section in wal-mart to reach the food aisles in fear of being spotted and wrongly accused of shopping for clothes at wal-mart (anyone who regularly wears abercrombie shit rags) has a very serious social disorder. Get in school, learn to play an instrument, pick up a sport... do anything besides waste your time trying to fit in with the other assholes. NO, not everyone who wears abercrombie is a peice of shit... just about 90% of them.

There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:

1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.

abercrombie zombie is a retarded word to describe people who wear that shit

Abercrombie Zombie by track000 February 4, 2007

fake shark real zombie!  

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.

fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

fake shark real zombie! by TVDA March 18, 2009

Flying Zombie 

A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)

"Oh, yeah. I flying zombied that bitch last night."

Flying Zombie by ChurchGirls101 November 29, 2007

infomercial zombie 

When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.

Causing the infomercial zombie effect

Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.

Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on

infomercial zombie by nando92 July 27, 2010

text zombie 

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.

That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.

text zombie by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

Bargain Zombie 

A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.

Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead

Bargain Zombie by New Sky November 28, 2010