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Tart Toddler

One who commits an act of Tart Toddling
That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!
by Dooley July 16, 2006
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Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd

Originated when Donald Trump referred to Chuck Todd of MSNBC's Meet the Press as "Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd." It refers to someone who needs a full 8 hours of sleep to function and is still tired during the day as well.
"Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd, he's a sleeping son of a bitch!"
by PrimoVictoria95 May 11, 2018
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toddism

something my roommate would say ... Tony Chestnut, get it? it's all body parts...
He said Tony Chestnut.
What's that?
Oh, it's a toddism.
by Gabe Gaberson December 15, 2008
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Don't be a "Todd."

What exactly is a Todd? A Todd is a hyper-sexual man-baby that bitches more than a 14-year old teenage girl. Sure, he has charisma and some could say that he even has charm, but most will find that shine quickly diminishes after you discover that he is a morally bankrupt philistine who preys on weak women and is forever searching for "something," and he never knows what that something is which means that he continually makes the same mistakes over and over again. To be a Todd is to be a walking example insanity. Avoid Todds for your safety and overall well-being.

It's entirely possible that a woman can be a Todd. Just as petulant, she often spends her time bitching about her life. It's all she does. And when she's not bitching in her life she is over-glorifying her accomplishments. Female Todd's are often spotted in packs. They wear off-the-rack clothes found in their local thrift store as they like to brag about just how much money they saved only to turn around and tell you how much money they spent on YOUR gift. A female Todd seeks instant gratification and if not quickly satiated for her contributions to society because she is "philanthropist."

Avoid all versions of Todd if and when possible. Because Todd's are toxic. However, It's perfectly okay to date men named Todd but as a safety measure, use caution and proceed forward carefully...
Don't be a "Todd."
by B.Felicia April 1, 2019
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morons today

online radio program including such characters as the monkey in castlevania and general bob. the only remaining archive is available at doorknob.tk
morons today is hella tight word totally yeah awesome etc word hella word
by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004
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After by Anna Todd

A book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds seem to love. Also written by Anna Todd, who doesn't care about the perfect cupcake she is hurting.

Directioners are enraged by this book, and its "movie deal."

We are completely okay with this book being on WattPad, but it being a book and a "movie"?! That is ridiculous! It is a book that 12 year olds read and is considered the 50 Shades of Grey of fanfiction. With Tessa, the main character, being in an abusive relationship with Harry "Hardin," this is making a cupcake angel look like a complete asshole!!

People who don't see how abusive and horrifying After is need to revaluate their lives because:

A) the book is not 'written well,' there are a lot of mistakes
B) the book is romanticizing an abusive relationship!
and C) Anna Todd is just in it for the money, If she really cares about One Direction and was a fan she wouldn't be hurting them like this with After!

Not to mention people are wanting a relationship like Hessa (Harry and Tessa) and that not even a thing ANYONE needs to say!
1D fan: After by Anna Todd is a book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds love for some reason!
After Stan: No its not its about love and changing for someone!!!11
1D Fan: No, it's a book glorifying abusive relationships.
After Stan: HARDIN AND TESSA ARE IN LOVE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
1D Fan: YES IM JEALOUS OF A 25 YEAR OLD WOMAN WRITING HER FANTASIES WITH HARRY AND IS MAKING MONEY BY PUTTING HARRY AS THE ABUSER IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN HE IS IN FACT THE MOST HARMLESS HUMAN BEING EVER! Yes I'm totally jealous.
After Stan: SEE I KNEW I WOULD GET YOU TO SAY IT #HESSA4EVER
by LouisEstParfait January 19, 2015
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Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
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