According to google, a thong is a sexy
pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a
thing used for
fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i
don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'
m gonna cum in that wet ass pussy