A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

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by urgrounded-mom. January 18, 2021

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.
They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!
by David Mann June 7, 2024

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
