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butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.
John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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12 pole

I’m finna run up with the 12 pole
by KillerPeaches June 1, 2020
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trekin pole

When two manly bearderd hikers walk side by side. Each holding the others penis.
Matt and Billy went Trekin pole in the mountains this weekend
by Tjrecon December 7, 2017
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Rim pole

Another way to say fist (typically used in an inappropriate context).
Yeah dude, I totally stuck my rim pole up her ass.
by urgrounded-mom. January 18, 2021
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dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.
They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!
by David Mann June 7, 2024
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Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
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