wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Under The Table

Under the table is food.

Jimmy is under the table

by Kook Pee December 19, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e. dancing on a table).

That bro’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024

Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids

Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness

by jong kerr April 18, 2011

Under the table

1. secretly, hiding something

2. sucked dick under the table

1. I arranged the deal under the table to avoid suspicion

2. i gave head under the table

by urmom.com.au August 31, 2021

table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper

while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting

by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009