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Dutch Sea Monkey

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.
Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!
by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009
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Flemish Sea Captain

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.
Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009
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diving into the red sea

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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I.E.-by-the-Sea

Slang term for the Orange County (CA) beach community of Huntington Beach. The logical choice of domicile for those wishing to re-locate from the Budweiser-swilling, monster-trucking, dirtbike-riding, dyed-spiky-black-hair-having I.E. (Inland Empire, consisting of Riverside & San Bernadino Counties). These are 909ers that hope to up their cache by moving to the OC. There are so many re-located 909ers in Huntington that it can now be dubbed "I.E.-by-the-Sea."
Dude, check out that raised brodozer F-250.

I know, did you see the chick that got out of it, with the studded flame belt and the 6" high black sandals?

Yeah, dude, wow. I think I'm gonna' get out of I.E.-by-the-Sea and move back to Newport.
by 949 June 20, 2006
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Avon by the Sea

Avon by the Sea is a small town located in Monmouth County, New Jersey. It is a small beach town where a bunch of bennies go. Avon is a sending district of Manasquan High School. It is the best of all the seven towns and all the other towns are filled with a bunch of bitch ass fucking pussies who talk mad shit and dont back it up and try to talk shit to kids from Avon but we fuck them up because they are all a bunch of tools who think there sweet and when they get fucked up by an Avon kid they go and kill themselfs. FUCK HEIGHTS! AVON!
Jeff: Yo did you here about that kid from Avon by the Sea?

Adam: Ya i heard he fucking wrecked a bunch of kids and reps the Von real hard!
by AVON BY THE SEA June 16, 2009
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Lost at sea

Passing out in a Kiddy pool. Usually happens after a night of awesome drunken debauchery. Almost always occurs in the summer months.
Matt: I can't reach Peter
Tyler: Then we'll assume he is lost at sea.
by Raging Slippy June 17, 2009
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Manchester by the Sea

Manchester by the Sea is a pretty chill place. It is full of boats and hoes. You can take nice long walks on the beach if you wish and it is a great place to kick back play some cod on the shore while getting a blowjob. The only downside to it is during gym class at Manchester High they collect seashells instead of doing physical activities such as dodge ball.
by Ben6893849859 April 20, 2011
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