Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

Retardican

Republicans in general but especially the ones that voted 4 W. both times, don't believe in evolution, and do believe the world is only 6,000 years old

Sarah Palin is a Total Retardican

by Belial7809 December 28, 2008

let's get retarded

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

by Jack February 16, 2005

Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome

A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.

That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!

by lsutigers1128 May 3, 2010

retarded asshole

A person who lives in a shit hole that takes your shit and gives it to some one else

That Steven kid is a retarded asshole

by All in your head June 7, 2016

Retarded Sister

The retarded sister refers to the non-dominate hand of a male that they don't frequently use for masturbation and does not seem to have the coordination of the dominate hand.

"Oh man, my hand is in a cast now I will have the use the retarded sister to rub one out."

by Ext379 June 24, 2021

dumb retarded

when something is so retarded that the word "dumb" has to be used as an adverb in front of it to emphasize how retarded someone/something is

That movie was dumb retarded.

by Real Yung Ninja January 5, 2017