i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct

meredith : “i love you more”

derek: “that’s not true”
meredith: “i call post it”

derek: “fuck”

by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020

Liking your own post

Sad

Liking your own post is sad- “ you like your own posts, oh that’s just sad”

by Timothy Jenkins June 6, 2021

Prostihooker

The conjunction of the words prostitue and hooker. Used to describe a girl who is slutyer than both a prostitue and a hooker, or used as a derogitory term to someone you don't like.

Ex. 1 "That Courtney is such a prostihooker, she probably spends most of her time on her knees." Ex.2 "Leave me alone you fucking prostihooker!!!!"

by Xero _ Manifest December 12, 2010

prostitute

Description: fuck 4 cash

Xample: who needs 1???????????

by Anonimous January 28, 2003

prostituition

the act or practice of engaging in sexual acts in order to pay for college education

To meet her student-loan payments, Beth resorted to prostituition.

by Dhornsby June 26, 2010

Prostocked

To unexpectedly shit your pants, at a most noticeable time, Such as in the workplace at a customers home. When they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) With a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. Such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox

Jose New he had been at the scene of prostocked Job when he was sent out for coffee And upon his return there was Police crime scene tape around the perimeter.

by Mr Magoe September 27, 2014

milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.

Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.

by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003